Dear half-zip sweater,
What are you? What are you for?
In conclusion, go away.
Sincerely,
Jesse Thorn
Put This On
An Open Letter To The Half-Zip Sweater
November 10, 2009
By Jesse Thorn
Our Benefactors
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echo adrotate_group(1);
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echo adrotate_group(2);
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echo adrotate_group(5);
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Further Benefactors
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echo adrotate_group(4);
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echo adrotate_group(6);
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echo adrotate_group(7);
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echo adrotate_group(8);
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