Join The Fun-makers And Wear Your Flip-Flops Tomorrow, And EVERY Friday This Summer.

June 24, 2010

It’s almost the end of the week, and there’s no better way to celebrate the weekend than to start early!!!! So please join the fun-makers and wear your Flip-Flops tomorrow, and EVERY Friday this summer.

Actual quote from an actual work memo that an actual reader actually received.  I’m moving to Canada.

BREAKING NEWS: The actual reader informs me that HE LIVES IN CANADA!  THERE’S NOWHERE LEFT TO GO TO ESCAPE YOUR COLLEAGUES’ HAIRY TOES!