Today is 11/11/11, the Day Which Most Resembles Corduroy (of ALL TIME). Join me and my fellow Corduroy Appreciation Club members in celebrating this most auspicious occaision.
HAIL THE WALE!
If you are so inclined, I encourage you to consider my 2010 address to the Corduroy Appreciation Club, which considers the many benefits of the fabric and of course the grave threat posed by corduroy’s sworn enemy, velvet.