I try and keep it positive here at Put This On, and I generally avoid topicality. But this is an abomination that needs to be stopped.
Above: snowboarder Shaun White in faux-denim goretex snowboarding pants.
All you people are emailing me about Pajama Jeans (pajamas that look like jeans), which is something that no one has every bought, and no one ever will buy. You should be emailing me about weird, ersatz street style in the Olympics, courtesy of Burton.
Also: what’s up with the weird crest on the (otherwise pretty decent looking) jackets? Just a friendly reminder of America’s proud monarchical tradition?
Also also: the lady snowboarder who was yelling along to her iPod as she got ready to do the half-pipe last night was every bit as sincerely, authentically awesome as these creepy fake jeans are not.