New Shoe Day Is Pretty Thrilling

…even though many men won’t admit it, New Shoe Day is pretty thrilling. I buy new sneakers once a year, if that, and that first day in the new kicks is awesome. IT’S LIKE I’M WALKING ON THE MOON! You spend that day laboring under the delusion that everyone has quietly noticed and admired your new footwear. Yes, that’s right. They’re New Balances. Only cost me $60 at the DSW. SAVVY.