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Onion Articles I Can’t Help but Identify With, Part 137

October 24, 2017

Onion Articles I Can’t Help But Identify With, Part 137

From The Onion, Area Woman Lovingly Lint Rolling Cardigan As If Tending To Prized Stallion: DURHAM, CT—Gently stroking the delicate piece…

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Man Wearing Low-Cut Swimsuit As Though Public Pool A Sun-Kissed Sardinian Cove

August 20, 2014

Man Wearing Low-Cut Swimsuit As Though Public Pool A Sun-Kissed Sardinian Cove

KANSAS CITY, MO—Clad in a pair of revealing, skintight swim trunks, local man Paul Withers strode past an array of…

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Man Only Buys Products Made Right Here In The USA By Cheap Immigrant Labor

May 20, 2014

Man Only Buys Products Made Right Here In The USA By Cheap Immigrant Labor

DANVILLE, KY—Saying that he doesn’t want any of “that crap made in foreign countries,” local man Doug Adelwright, 47, confirmed…

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Need some fall fashion tips?

November 6, 2013

Need Some Fall Fashion Tips?

Need some fall fashion tips? The Onion is here to help. (Source: https://www.youtube.com/)

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The Onion: Report: Some Shirts Good, Other Shirts Not Good

August 13, 2013

The Onion: Report: Some Shirts Good, Other Shirts Not Good

The Onion: Report: Some Shirts Good, Other Shirts Not Good A report released Thursday by the Brookings Institute confirmed that…

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Man Purchasing Pair of Red Pants Better Be Willing To Put Up Or Shut Up

April 29, 2013

Man Purchasing Pair Of Red Pants Better Be Willing To Put Up Or Shut Up

The Onion: Man Purchasing Pair of Red Pants Better Be Willing To Put Up Or Shut Up.

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The Onion: Bizarre Assemblage Of Shapes Visible Through Area Man's Pockets

March 19, 2013

The Onion: Bizarre Assemblage Of Shapes Visible Through Area Man’s Pockets

The Onion: Bizarre Assemblage Of Shapes Visible Through Area Man’s Pockets

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The Onion: Johnny Depp Now Completely Made of Scarves & Bracelets

February 22, 2013

The Onion: Johnny Depp Now Completely Made Of Scarves & Bracelets

The Onion: Johnny Depp Now Completely Made of Scarves & Bracelets

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I can post this on Put This On because it is about a hat

November 16, 2012

I Can Post This On Put This On Because It Is About A Hat

jessethorn: The Onion’s Lake Dredge Appraisal – Suspicious Hat “That’s a nice hat you’re wearing.” GOOD LORD I LOVE LAKE…

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Mr. Autumn Man Walking Down Street With Cup Of Coffee, Wearing Sweater Over Plaid Collared Shirt

October 10, 2012

Mr. Autumn Man Walking Down Street With Cup Of Coffee, Wearing Sweater Over Plaid Collared Shirt

The Onion: Mr. Autumn Man Walking Down Street With Cup Of Coffee, Wearing Sweater Over Plaid Collared Shirt

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A pilfered briefcase

August 14, 2012

A Pilfered Briefcase

This week on The Onion’s “Lake Dredge Appraisal,” a pilfered briefcase! (Source: https://www.youtube.com/)

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What to do if you feet are always getting cut up by broken glass and stuff every time you go outside

July 18, 2012

What To Do If You Feet Are Always Getting Cut Up By Broken Glass And Stuff Every Time You Go Outside

As you know, we here at Put This On are super-passionate about tips & tricks. If you can’t solve problems…

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Socks inside of shoes; it’s that simple

December 14, 2011

Socks Inside Of Shoes; It’s That Simple

Socks inside of shoes; it’s that simple. Style Tips for Men, courtesy of The Onion

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The Onion: Area Man Institutes T-Shirt Purchase Freeze

December 9, 2011

The Onion: Area Man Institutes T-Shirt Purchase Freeze

The Onion: Area Man Institutes T-Shirt Purchase Freeze “Although I love and have always loved T-shirts, the time has come…

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Report: NFL Players Look Weird in Suits

May 6, 2011

Report: NFL Players Look Weird In Suits

The Onion: Report: NFL Players Look Weird in Suits

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