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April 30, 2011
Overweight College Student Announces Plans To Wear Shorts, Sandals For Rest Of Year
Overweight College Student Announces Plans To Wear Shorts, Sandals For Rest Of Year “I always hated when my mom made…
March 15, 2011
The Onion: Conde Nast Creates The New Yorker For Black People
The Onion: Conde Nast Creates The New Yorker For Black People Come for the headline, stay for the BEAUTIFUL closing…
January 6, 2011
Breaking: Tim Duncan Announces Shoe Deal With Florsheim
Breaking: Tim Duncan Announces Shoe Deal With Florsheim
December 7, 2010
I Just Bought Two Cashmere Turtlenecks On EBay
I just bought two cashmere turtlenecks on eBay. One is gray, by Black Fleece. The other is cream, by Pringle…
July 16, 2010
The T-Shirt Project
Joe Garden is an old friend of ours, and a brilliant comedy writer. He’s been writing for The Onion since…
