This week on The Onion’s “Lake Dredge Appraisal,” a pilfered briefcase!
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A Pilfered Briefcase
August 14, 2012
By Jesse Thorn
Our Benefactors
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echo adrotate_group(1);
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echo adrotate_group(2);
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echo adrotate_group(5);
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Further Benefactors
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echo adrotate_group(4);
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echo adrotate_group(6);
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echo adrotate_group(7);
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echo adrotate_group(8);
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