Please don’t assume:
That I think you should dress like me.
That I write exclusively to promote my own specific, personal aesthetic thesis.
That I think you should buy everything we feature on this site.
That I will think less of you if you don’t buy something we feature on this site.
That I expect people to spend more money on their clothes.
That I believe one aesthetic fits all.
That I think a wardrobe should be purchased all at once, at retail prices.
That I think everyone should wear a tie.
That I’m judging you.
OK? OK.
Let’s be friends.